I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.