I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?