I'm Not A Republican... But I Am

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

I've Been At Stand-up 26 Years Now: After A While, You Get As Jaded As The Proverbial Gynecologist Who No Longer Enjoys Drugging And Violating His Patients.