I'm Not A Fighter, I'm A Bleeder.

We Are Both Drawn To Surreal Situations So The Writing Was A Joy.

I Really Can't Describe What My Stand-up Is Like - People See It And They Say It's Like That, Or It's Like This, And That's Really Up To Them, That's Fine, But I Don't Sit Around All Day Analysing It. I Just Try And Enjoy A Show And Interest Myself Because If I Don't Do That Then I Won't Interest Anybody Else.

Don't Clap I'm Not A Jazz Band For Christ's Sake.

Some People Have Told Me That I'm Grumpy; It's Not Something That I'm Aware Of. It's Not Like I Walk Around Poking Children In The Eye... Not Very Small Ones, Anyway.

I'm Not A Fighter, I'm A Bleeder.