Don't Clap I'm Not A Jazz Band

I'm Organised In Some Ways, But Not In Others.

All The Shy People Are Doomed! Natural Selection Favors The Loud And The Aggressive

I'm Delighted To Make As Many People Feel Ashamed As Possible. There's Probably A Site Like That For Everybody. I've Heard Newt Gingrich Has His Own As Well.

I'm Very Drawn To Eastern Europe, So I Like A Hungarian Writer Who Wrote In French Called Emil Cioran; He Was Always Good For Giving Me Such A Stir.

Its Not Easy Being A Man You Know. I Had To Get Dressed Today… And There Are Other Pressures.