I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

If You Can Take The Hot Lead Enema, Then You Can Cast The First Stone.

I Was Surprised When Nixon Passed The Test And Showed Up In Heaven, But, I Guess Hitler Threw Off The Curve For Our Century.

Every Day People Are Straying Away From The Church And Going Back To God.

There's Always A Down Side With Any Freedom. It's Not Just Homosexual Freedom, But Any Sexual Freedom Comes At A Price, And That Is Usually Art.

My Mother-in-law Broke Up My Marriage. My Wife Came Home From Work One Day And Found Me In Bed With Her.