I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

I Credit The Motion Picture Industry As The Strongest Environmental Factor In Molding The Children Of My Day.

Marijuana Is Rejected All Over The World. Damned. In England Heroin Is Alright For Out-patents, But Marijuana? They'll Put Your Ass In Jail. I Wonder Why That Is? The Only Reason Could Be: To Serve The Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, Which Is A Dirty Word In Christian Culture.

I Was Surprised When Nixon Passed The Test And Showed Up In Heaven, But, I Guess Hitler Threw Off The Curve For Our Century.

If You're From New York And You're Catholic, You're Still Jewish. If You're From Butte Montana And You're Jewish, You're Still Goyisch. The Air Force Is Jewish, The Marine Corps Dangerous Goyisch. Rye Bread Is Jewish, Instant Potatoes, Scary Goyisch. Eddie Cantor Is Goyisch, George Jessel Is Goyisch-coleman Hawkins Is Jewish.

There's Always A Down Side With Any Freedom. It's Not Just Homosexual Freedom, But Any Sexual Freedom Comes At A Price, And That Is Usually Art.