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It's The Suppression Of The Word That Gives It The Power, The Violence, The Viciousness.

There's A Lot Of Money In Wars, Except In The War On Poverty. Can't Make Any Bread Helping The Poor.

I Tried The Religion Scam In Miami, So I Know How Hard That Gig Is. But, If You Can Get It To Work, Starting Your Own Religion Is A License To Print Money.

You Know There's No Crooked Politicians. There's Never A Lie Because There Is Never Any Truth.

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.