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There's Always A Down Side With Any Freedom. It's Not Just Homosexual Freedom, But Any Sexual Freedom Comes At A Price, And That Is Usually Art.

It's The Suppression Of The Word That Gives It The Power, The Violence, The Viciousness.

Never Tell. Not If You Love Your Wife...in Fact, If Your Old Lady Walks In On You Deny It. Yeah. Just Flat Out And She'll Believe It: "i'm Tellin' Ya. This Chick Came Downstairs With A Sign Around Her Neck 'lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I Didn't Know What I Was Goin' To Do.

If You're From New York And You're Catholic, You're Still Jewish. If You're From Butte Montana And You're Jewish, You're Still Goyisch. The Air Force Is Jewish, The Marine Corps Dangerous Goyisch. Rye Bread Is Jewish, Instant Potatoes, Scary Goyisch. Eddie Cantor Is Goyisch, George Jessel Is Goyisch-coleman Hawkins Is Jewish.

What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.