I'm No Saint But I Do Believe

My Good Friends Call Me Bobby.

One Thing That Will Make You Quit Smoking Is Sitting Across From Keith Richards All Night. I Don't Mind Being Ugly, But I Sure Don't Want To Look Like That.

Getting Married Is The Most Fun You Can Have In Life. Being Married Sucks

Out Stretched Hands And One Night Stands, Still I Can't Find Love.

I Think Generally I'm A Pretty Good Person If I Had To Grade Myself. Or Toot My Own Horn.