My Good Friends Call Me Bobby.

Two Of My Grandparents Died In A Car Crash. Sucks, 'cause They Would Have Lived To A Hundred.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

I Always Say Getting Married Was A Ball. I Had A Blast Getting Married. Loved It So Much I Got Married Six Or Seven Times Or Whatever It Was.

But Honestly, It's Pretty Weird; There Are Girls Who'd Do Absolutely Everything Just To Get A Backstage Pass. I Don't Know What It Is, But Really, When You're On National Tv In America The Girls Love You. They All Want You! And I'm Not Complaining!

I Know A Lot Of People Who Are Struggling Musicians; It's A Hard Life, And I've Risked Being That. The Rewards Are Tremendous Now That I've Made It, I Thank God Every Day. But I Put It All On The Line For It.