My Good Friends Call Me Bobby.

I Think Celebrity Endorsements Hurt Politicians.

I've Paid For More Pianos In Hotel Lobbies Than You Can Imagine.

These Poor Kids In Baghdad Have No Running Water, No Showers. They Wipe With Baby Wipes. My Heart Goes Out To Them.

I'm Single And Loving It. It Is Always Weird Talking About That Stuff. When Someone Is Talking About Who They Are Going Out With, I Am Always Like, Who Cares? Talk About Your Music Or Something.

I Love Women And I Love The Women I Have Been With. I Always Try To Be Kind And Cautious And Treat People Nice.