Getting Married Is The Most Fun You

Girls Are Always Like, 'oh, You're Much Better-looking In Person Than In Pictures.' I'm Kinda Like, 'er, Thank You? I Think? As In, I'm Not As Ugly As You Thought?'

Tell Me If This Is Wrong. Justin Bieber … Is 100 Percent Like Watching Vanilla Ice All Over Again. It's Exactly The Same. Well, As Soon As Bieber Has A Hit, He'll Be Like Vanilla Ice.

Rock 'n' Roll Is Much Easier If You're White

Getting Married Is The Most Fun You Can Have In Life. Being Married Sucks

I Got Into Rock And Roll To Piss My Parents Off And The Establishment Around Me.