I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.