I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

Once I Know People Know Who I Am, It Gives Me A Lot Of Licence And Freedom To Behave In Ways I Wouldn't Normally.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.