I Don't Like To Be Out Of

I Was Very Fortunate To Hook Up With Jerry In The First Place. The Network Was Already Committed To Doing Something With Him, So I Skipped A Couple Of Hundred Steps Right There.

Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.