My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me

Every Relationship Is Just So Tenuous And Precarious.

I've Been In Therapy. I Know Enough About Myself Now To Know That I Really Don't Need To Know Anymore.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.