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Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

There's Also A Certain Rhythm To The Way Jews Talk That Might Be Funny.

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

There Are Times When I'm Driving Home After A Day's Shooting, Thinking To Myself, That Scene Would've Been So Much Better If I Had Written It Out.