I'm Kind Of Old-fashioned In A Lot

I Knew If I Got Loaded I Was Going Away For A While. People Would Say, Oh, You're Just Sober Because You're On Probation.

A Lot Of People Will Say, "oh, I Got Into Acting Because I Wanted To Explore My Craft." They're A Bunch Of Liars, Unless They're Sean Penn, Deniro Or My Dad. For The Rest Of Us It Was All About Chicks And Money.

I've Got Magic. I've Got Poetry At My Fingertips.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Is Winning. This Bootleg Cult, Arrogantly Referred To As Alcoholics Anonymous, Reports A 5 Percent Success Rate. My Success Rate Is 100 Percent.