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My Success Rate Is 100 Percent. Do The Math.

Touch My Children And I Will Eat Your Hands Off Your Freakin Arms.

You Can't Cure Your Own Cancer, Obviously, Especially If It's Late Stage.

Every Plan I Have Is The Best Plan In The Room.

I Never Insert Myself Into Situations Where I Am Completely Blind Or Don't Have A Single Clue About What's Being Discussed. I Don't To Be An Impostor And Just Helping For The Sake Of Helping. If I Am Going To Help Somebody, I Want It To Be Valuable. And If They Don't Follow My Advice, Then They Are A Frigging Idiot. I'm Joking.