They Sell Pot Named After Me In

I Never Insert Myself Into Situations Where I Am Completely Blind Or Don't Have A Single Clue About What's Being Discussed. I Don't To Be An Impostor And Just Helping For The Sake Of Helping. If I Am Going To Help Somebody, I Want It To Be Valuable. And If They Don't Follow My Advice, Then They Are A Frigging Idiot. I'm Joking.

If You Love With Violence And You Hate With Violence There Is Nothing That Can Be Questioned.

I've Always Been A Little Skittish About Death. On Certain Days I'm Okay With It. On Other Days It's Like, "really? I Have To? No, Man, Not Me."

You Can't Cure Your Own Cancer, Obviously, Especially If It's Late Stage.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.