I'm Just A Normal Guy.

I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And Knives And Stuff Like That.

Anything Is Possible When Your Man Smells Like Old Spice And Not A Lady. I'm On A Horse.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

What Is Good Hair? It Can Be Anything To Anyone. Good Hair Is Healthy Hair, Whatever You Perceive That To Be.

I Believe There's Nothing I Can't Accomplish.