I Write Short Stories. I Write Every

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

If You Have The Athletic Ability, Why Waste It In One Sport?

Sorry, I'm Not Much Of A Cook.

Raising A Daughter Is Hard Work. There's No Other Way To Describe It For Me.

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.