I Like Hanging Out With People.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

I Just Like Making People Laugh.

I Played Football, Honestly, To Get A Scholarship.

I Don't Sit Down And Have Meals Too Often, Unless I Go Out For Dinner.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.