I'm In A Loft And The Kitchen

It's Okay If You Finish Cooking Something Easy After Your Guests Arrive - Some Dishes Must Be Prepared A La Minute, As Chefs Say. Just Remember To Keep Talking.

I've Leased The Apartment; My Partner Is Going To Come Out Here. But We're Keeping Our House In Chicago Because Real Estate Is A Really Good Investment And Also Because It Is Just Crammed With Full Of Stuff!

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy Is A Form Of Service Journalism. To Be Successful, I Think It Has To Be A Combination Of A Good Story, It Has To Be Funny, And It Also Needs To Be Packed With Useful Information.

You Know The Great Irony Is That People Think You Have To Have Money To Enjoy Fine Food, Which Is A Shame.

Buying Stock Is Exactly The Same Thing As Going To A Casino, Only With No Cocktail Service.