I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

But You Know, We Have More Hits Than You Can Possibly Think About. One Of My Personal Favorite Artists Is The Wonderful Artist Named Cher. And Although I Love Much Of Her Late Stuff, Her Early Stuff Was The Stuff That I Really, Really Loved.

The People Who Influenced Me Most Were The People Who Said I Would Never Make It. They Gave Me A Thirst For Revenge.

Let Me Play A Man In A Scene.

The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.