I'm Gonna Enjoy Being Old I Think

A Junkie Will Steal Your Purse, And Then Help You Look For It.

The Worst Gift I Was Given Is When I Got Out Of Rehab That Christmas; A Bottle Of Wine. It Was Delicious.

In The Past I've Been Hard On The Vegans. I've Called Them Prius-driving Fascists, But Now I Am One Of Them. I Have Been Turned To The Dark Side.

I Enjoy Bathing, As Many Europeans Don't.

Whoever I Had Become Had To Die.