If You Absolutely Believe That What You

Laughter Separates Us From Despair And Gives Us A Chance At Love.

In Some Countries Women's Day Is A National Holiday And Men Give Women Flowers. In America Women's Day Falls On Another Holiday, Mardi Gras, Where Men Give Women Beads In The Respectful And Post-feminist Desire To See Their Naked Boobies.

It's Very Interesting To Know What People Are Doing While You're Working On Late-night Television.

Everything I Think Of Now Is Too Rude To Actually Say.

I Just Do My Thing And Try Each Show To Be More Honest About Why I Am And Who I Am. It's Quite Tricky And Actually Nerve-racking To Do That. It's Kind Of A Happy Train Wreck.