I'm Always A Bit Shy Around Evil

Here In Los Angeles, School's Out For Summer. For Thousands Of School Kids, This Is The First Week Of Summer Vacation. And For Thousands Of Parents, It's The First Week Of Hell.

President Obama Announced His Re-election Campaign, Though It’s Not Really A Surprise. He Did All The Things That Make It Official: He Filed The Paperwork, Redesigned His Website, And Printed Another Fake Birth Certificate.

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I View My Own Body As A Petting Zoo. I Am The Main Attraction... And The Only Customer.

I'm A Vulgar Lounge Entertainer, I Don't Need To Wear A Tie.