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Three Weeks Ago One Of My Dreams Came True. I Finally Got To See Something I Always Wanted To Witness Live. I Finally Saw Someone Get Hit By A Car... Nailed!

You've Gotta Share What's Going On In Your Mind.

My Professional Dreams Were Coming True While I Was Living A Personal Nightmare.

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It's The Worst Feeling When You Come Home Alone Late At Night And Think The Stranger Sitting On Your Couch Is A Pile Of Clothes.