I'm Easy To Hate. I Get It.

For 'iron Man' I Had To Improv With Robert Downey Jr., Which Is Like Going Up Against Lebron In Basketball. At One Point He Stopped And Said, 'can We Give A Round Of Applause To Olivia, Because She's Rocking It Right Now.'

I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.

Nerd. Geek. Used To Be If You Self-identified That Way, You'd Get Thrown Into A Locker And Never Have Sex. Or Worse, Whatever That Is. But To Me And More And More People I Know, Being A Nerd Or A Geek Means Having Passion, Power, Intelligence. Being A Nerd Just Means There Is Something In The World That You Care Deeply About—be It Twelve-sided Dice, A Favorite Sports Team, Your New Laptop Or Night Rider.

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

I Remember Reading These Articles When I Was Younger, And I Just Felt Like, Well, In Order To Look Like That, You Have To Have Some Secret, Magical Unicorn Blood That Makes Carbs Disappear As They Go Into Your Body. I Prefer The Truth.