I Literally Hate Working Out.

I Literally Hate Working Out.

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.

Know What The Best Thing About Insomnia Is? That I Get To Stay Up All Night Figuring It Out.

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Walks Away And Says, "that's A Lot Better Than I Thought It Was Going To Be." I Said, "no, This Is As Bad As I Thought It Was Going To Be, I Didn't Like It. I Didn't Want To Talk To Anybody."