You See People Who Get So Many

I Was In A Military Family, So By The Time I Was 13 I'd Lived In Six Different Places.

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.

I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.