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Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

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If You Think Something's Funny, Go With That. Most Comedians Pull Jokes From A Place Of Honesty.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.

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