Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Walks Away And Says, "that's A Lot Better Than I Thought It Was Going To Be." I Said, "no, This Is As Bad As I Thought It Was Going To Be, I Didn't Like It. I Didn't Want To Talk To Anybody."

Growing Up I Had A Lot Of Really Negative Energy In My Life From People That Were In My Life, So I Know To How To Stand Up For Myself.

I Want You To Like Me, But I Don't Care If You Don't.

If You Stand Up For Women, Then Don't Bash Me.

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.