I'm Dealing With Fools And Trolls And

I'm Tired Of Ignoring That I March To A Different Beat.

I Have Defeated This Earthworm With My Words. Imagine What I Would Have Done With My Fire Breathing Fists.

The Paramedic Called The Press And Sold Me Like A Loaf Of Bread. This Was News, And He Wanted To Be The One To Report It.

I Have To Tell Them That Last Night Was A Shameful Train Wreck Filled With Blind Cuddly Puppies.

I Think The Honesty Not Only Shines Through In My Work, But Also My Personal Life. And I Get In Trouble For Being Honest. I'm Extremely Old-fashioned. I'm A Nobleman. I'm Chivalrous.