I'm Awash In Self-contempt!

My Films Are Therapy For My Debilitating Depression. In Institutions People Weave Baskets. I Make Films.

I Know Of Only Six Genuine Comic Geniuses In Movie History; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, And W.c. Fields.

If I Could Just Hope To Have A Major Talent, Then I Would Rather Have It In Music Than In Any Other Field.

My Success Has Allowed Me To Strike Out With A Higher Class Of Women.

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.