I'm Awash In Self-contempt!

Sex Is Better Than Talk. Ask Anybody In This Bar. Talk Is What You Suffer Through So You Can Get To Sex.

I've Always Believed That Thoughtful People Don't Really Take The Tabloids Seriously. They're Basically A Form Of Entertainment. I Enjoy Them As Much As The Next New Yorker.

If God Exists, I Hope He Has A Good Excuse.

How Is It Possible To Find Meaning In A Finite World, Given My Waist And Shirt Size?

The Heart Is A Very, Very Resilient Little Muscle. It Really Is.