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You Know What My Philosophy Of Life Is? That It’s Important To Have Some Laughs, But You Got To Suffer A Little Too, Because Otherwise You Miss The Whole Point To Life.

Life Is Short. Short, And Not About Anything Except What You Can Touch And What Touches You.

If Man Were Immortal, Do You Realize What His Meat Bills Would Be?

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