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When It Comes To War, We Focus More On The Mainstream Coverage Of The Event, Rather Than The Event Itself. People Dying Is Never Funny. Protest Puppets Are Always Funny.

Think Of All That Hard Work Our Founding Fathers Put In - The Revolutionizing, The Three-fifths Compromising, Having To Write The Entire Constitution With A Quill - And Yet They Neglected To Include The Right To Vote.

I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.

Yes, I Still Love 'south Park,' But I Also Love Morning Tv Now.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.