I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering

It Was The Typical Paranoid Experience [to Hide Coke]. As Soon As I Knew My Hiding Place, I Thought The Whole World Knew It. I'd Write Clues To My Hiding Places In Code, Then Forget The Code And Spend The Rest Of The Day Looking For My Coke.

You Know Who Would Make An Interesting Murder-suicide? Madeline Albright And Yanni.

Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Consecutive Days I’ve Stayed Alive.

Sudden Total Weight Loss.

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.