Why Don't They Have Waiters In Waiting

Never Give Up On An Idea Simply Because It Is Bad And Doesn't Work.

We Are A Nation Of Sheep, And Someone Else Owns The Grass.

If You've Got A Cat And A Leg, You've Got A Happy Cat. If You've Got A Cat And Two Legs, You've Got A Party.

If A Movie Is Described As A Romantic Comedy, You Can Usually Find Me Next Door Playing Pinball.

Why Is There Such Controversy About Drug Testing? I Know Plenty Of Guys Who'd Be Willing To Test Any Drug They Can Come Up With.