Why Don't They Have Waiters In Waiting

Even In A Fake Democracy, People Ought To Get What They Want Once In A While.

Why Do They Bother With A Suicide Watch When Someone Is On Death Row? "keep An Eye On This Guy. We're Gonna Kill Him, And We Don't Want Him To Hurt Himself."

Hooray For Most Things!

Life Is A Zero Sum Game.

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.