I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And

I Will Always Smell Good.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

If You Have The Athletic Ability, Why Waste It In One Sport?

I Just Like Making People Laugh.

I Think An Education Is Beneficial, But Whether It Takes An Education To Be Successful In The Arts Is A Whole Other Question.