I'm A Lifetime St. Louis Cardinals Fan.

Follow Your Passion. Be Yourself, But Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself.

I Think When You're Live On Tv In An Unscripted Environment A Lot Slips Through The Cracks Of Your Real Self. People Can Read My Face, They Know What I'm Thinking.

I'm Happy To Be Everybody's Gay Best Friend.

There Are Days Now Where I Think, "oh Man, That Would've Been A Great Entry," But I'm Putting The Pen Down Until I Clear My Head, Or Think Of Another Book Idea.

Amy Sedaris Makes Me Laugh Harder Than Anybody.