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Sometimes I Get Frustrated In Traffic. I Typically Start Going Deep With My Cab Driver And Twitter Feed - Simultaneously - To Take My Mind Off The Gridlock. I Enjoy Live-tweeting My Cab Rides.

I Learned A Great Deal About Myself, And It Forced Me To Be Introspective In A Way That I'm Not Typically, But "reporting" On My Own Life Became Emotionally Exhausting.

There's Nothing I Don't Love About 'mad Men.'

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

I Would Ask Donald Trump Why Every Single Person In His Cabinet Has Spoken Out Publicly - And His Vice President - Against Gay Rights, And He's Never Said Anything About That.