I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me As A Driver.

I’d Rather Have The Thieves Than The Neighbors - The Thieves Don't Impose. Thieves Just Want Your Things, Neighbors Want Your Time.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.