I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am.

Luck Always Plays A Part For Everyone, Whether They Want To Admit It Or Not. I Was Very Lucky, And I Know It.

I Find Human Contact Repulsive.

You Write About What You Know.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.