I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

Zero, Zero Belief In Myself. And It's Changed Somewhat, But There's Still A Lot Of That In Me.

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.