I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

And Eventually As I Kept Writing It, Something Emerged That Was Not Quite Me But A Version Of Me.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.