I Had A Job As A Paralegal.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.

Making A Woman Laugh. What Is That About? And The Prettier The Woman, The More Satisfaction I Get. It Doesn't Make Any Sense, But I'm Being Honest.

I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.