I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To

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Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

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I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.