It's Not How You Pick Your Nose,

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

I’ve Played On Literally Every Brand Of Us Drums Out There, And I’ve Finally Found My Home. I’ve Been Looking For Drums Like These My Whole Life. True American Hot Rod Custom Kits. From The Look And Sound To The Service And Attention, It’s Good To Now Be A Part Of The Sjc Family.