It's Not How You Pick Your Nose,

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means. But It Was What It Was, And I Appreciate What My Parents Did For Me.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

The One Thing About Billie Is He Will Snap And Rip Your Head Off If You Point Anything Out At All Other Than How Beautiful He Is And How Nice He Looks Today.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Like Fisher Price Music, Nursery Rhymes, And The Alphabet Song.