I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

I Never Completed High School And I Am Very Rich And Very Successful.

The Album Was Very Agressive. It Kicks You Right In The Balls.

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.