I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.