I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most

The One Thing About Billie Is He Will Snap And Rip Your Head Off If You Point Anything Out At All Other Than How Beautiful He Is And How Nice He Looks Today.

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle People.

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.