I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump

I've Matured, Maybe, But Not Grown Up.

The One Thing About Billie Is He Will Snap And Rip Your Head Off If You Point Anything Out At All Other Than How Beautiful He Is And How Nice He Looks Today.