I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means. But It Was What It Was, And I Appreciate What My Parents Did For Me.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.

I Never Completed High School And I Am Very Rich And Very Successful.