Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only

I Never Completed High School And I Am Very Rich And Very Successful.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

You Just Can't Pull Out The Gun And Blow The Tv Away Anymore 'cause The Baby Might Be Sleeping.

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg