Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

I Get Mad When People Are Against Pot.

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To Four And Repeat.