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We Need More Fruitcakes In This World, And Less Bakers!

Where's The Church, Who Took The Steeple, Religion's In The Hands Of Some Crazy Ass People, Television Preachers With Bad Hair And Dimples, The God's Honest Truth Is, It's Not That Simple

Back To My Childhood Where Those Monsters Reside. They Snack On Innocence And Dine On Self Esteem.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

We're Just Recycled History Machines, Cavemen In Faded Blue Jeans.