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I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

Barmaid, Bring A Pitcher, Another Round Of Brew. Honey, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

Being Rich And Famous Seems To Have Its Ups And Downs. That's The Price You Pay For Being Troubadours And Clowns.

Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years To Late. Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothing To Plunder, I'm An Over Forty Victim Of Fate.

Today There Are Two Madonnas, Our Lady Of Fatima Over Here And That Woman From Michigan.