When Reality Looks Too Ugly, Fantasize.

Whatever Thrills You, Anything You Love To Do, Just Say - Someday, I Will.

Searching Is Half The Fun: Life Is Much More Manageable When Thought Of As A Scavenger Hunt As Opposed To A Surprise Party.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

That To Me Is The Way Any Good Romantic Would Look At His Life: Live It First, Then Write It Down Before You Go.

If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.