If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

It's My Job To Be Better Than The Rest, And That's Enough Reason To Go For Me. It's My Job To Be Better Than The Rest, And That Makes The Day For Me.

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I Just Would Go Insane. If We Couldn't Laugh, We Just Would Go Insane. If We Weren't All Crazy, We Would Go Insane.

Truth Is Stranger Than Fishin.

One Of The Inescapable Encumbrances Of Leading An Interesting Life Is That There Have To Be Moments When You Almost Lose It.