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Growing Up, I Always Loved Disney Movies, But The First Movie I Remember Seeing Is 'sleepers,' So I Wasn't Really Taken To Children's Movies.

Unvisited Tombstones, Unread Diaries, And Erased Video Game High-score Rankings Are Three Of The Most Potent Symbols Of Mankind's Pathetic And Fruitless Attempts At Immortality.

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

My Stepfather, John O'hara, Was The Goodest Man There Was. He Was Not A Man Of Many Words, But Of Carefully Chosen Ones. He Was The One Parent Who Didn't Try To Fix Me. One Night I Sat On His Lap In His Chair By The Wood Stove, Sobbing. He Just Held Me Quietly And Then Asked Only, "what Does It Feel Like?" It Was The First Time I Was Prompted To Articulate It. I Thought About It, Then Said, "i Feel Homesick." That Still Feels Like The Most Accurate Description - I Felt Homesick, But I Was Home.

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.